My Life in SHIPS

NEXT TIME ON DETECTIVE HALE: will he realise that the red liquid on the floor is blood, will he work out that the non-breathing person is dead and will Miss Tate ever stop being so easily impressed? TUNE IT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE.

wait. but literally. this is truth.

the feels i have for this show and this man.

Normal person watching movie: I like that actor
*Moves on with life*
Me watching movie: I like that actor
*looks actor up on Wikipedia*
*buys biography of actor*
*acquires all movies with actor*
*blogs nothing but pictures of actor*
*cries forever over actor*

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

#truth

kiizu-zay:

clarknokent:

spaghettimonster42:

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

Not at all, filmore was my shit!

I didn’t watch that 2nd screen rap from Cartoon Network idk what that even is and I hated HATED HATED MR MEATY OMG
but everything else yes,

code. freaking. lyoko.

kiizu-zay:

camom18:

Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life

REALLY??
OMG lmaooo

omg. -real life romance-

this is what i want in life

srarebit:

teaandtreadmills:

god bless tom hiddleston

Yes!  I have to remind myself of this everyday…and with his smiling face, I even believe it!

Love and Bless!

ugh. -feels-

ruinedchildhood:

this episode messed my life up

remember that time cartoon network did drugs…

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

lawdgevus:

This is the most dangerous and dumbest thing I’ve seen a person do with infants.  The baby is crying the entire time she’s doing this shit.  DAMN, WHITE PEOPLE!!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WHITE PEOPLE DOING

WHAT

THE

FUCK

DIPPING A BABY IN THE SEA? OKAY

BUT SWINGING YOUR INFANT OVER YOUR HEAD?

FUCKING WHAT THE FUCK

I’m not impeding our you right to have children…but I really think we should not be allowed to procreate until we take a test and a series of challenges that says we won’t harm ourselves or others and can provide for ourselves and our offspring. And then a magically light will beam down and boom, your penis and vagina will work…and the world will save people from heartache and idiots. #imjustsaying

This is the best thing I’ve seen tonight. And I shall never forget it. 

"I am celibate because I don’t give a f***" #winningline